I'M ON VACATION, DON'T TALK TO ME HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my afternoon dose of caffeine like a person requires oxygen. Honestly, the idea of starting my day without it makes me unease. Decaf doesn't matter much, as long as that bitter flavor reaches my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's power for my being. I am a being of habit, and that tradition is my coffee. R